You have to get out today and celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day! If you are in the Indianapolis area, Kits and Kaboodle in Carmel(146th and 31) will be celebrating from 10am-7pm. Any kid, or adult for that matter, dressed as a pirate or speaking in pirate dialect will be able to choose a FREE treasure from the toy chest! Additionally, Krispy Kreme will be giving a free donut to anyone who talks like Jack Sparrow.
Please note, this is "International" Talk Like a Pirate Day, so people all over the world will be throwing out "Matey" and "Ahoy" and starting sentences with "Me". This day is only once a year, so don't miss out.
One final hint from a 4 year old...if you close one eye while speaking in Pirate, you actually become a real pirate. Give it a whirl. Should be a big hit in the office today.